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Humans Tip Off the Oil Cows Before Charging the Field

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Jan 06, 2026
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In a move that had the entire pasture tilting its collective head, the shepherd in charge admitted something that made humans and sheep alike blink: before he sent the herd charging into Venezuela’s grazing grounds to seize its leader, he told the oil cows first what was coming.

That’s right — while Congress got left out in the cold like a lamb without a…

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