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Pete Haystack’s Pentagon Shopping Spree

The sheep review the receipts and discover fruit stands, crab, and luxury chairs in the defense budget.

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Mar 10, 2026
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The sheep have been studying the Pentagon’s receipts.

This is not normally their habit. Sheep are not particularly interested in procurement spreadsheets, but when the Department of Defense begins appearing in the news for purchasing fruit basket stands, the sheep become curious.

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