Sheep Alarmed After ICE Announces $100 Million Plan to Recruit “Wartime” Influencers

The sheep learned this week that ICE plans to spend $100 million recruiting new officers using what it is reportedly calling a “wartime recruitment” strategy, prompting the flock to ask when exactly the pasture entered a war zone and why no one rang the bell.

According to the plan, ICE will target military enthusiasts, gun rights supporters, fitness comm…