Sheep Alarmed as Political Kids Multiply Like Rabbits, Run for Office in 2026

In what the flock has dubbed the Great Nepotism Nuzzle-Up, a surprising wave of politicians’ children are running for office in 2026, prompting sheep to ask whether the next election cycle is actually “Bring Your Offspring to Parliament Day.” Dozens of retiring members are being replaced not by fresh-minded citizens but by their own sprogs, steadily gra…