Sheep Hear Trump Warn “My Friends Will Get Hurt,” Suspect Fences Have Ears

In what the pasture is now calling the Most Ominous Barnyard Threat of the Year, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene claims Donald Trump once yelled at her during a phone call about releasing Epstein investigation files, warning that if names were exposed “my friends will get hurt.”

The flock interpreted this as Less protecting secrets and more threatening to th…