Sheep Roll Out “Snitch-and-Graze” Rewards Program After Pam Bounty Puts a Price on Activists

The pasture went completely off the rails this week after Pam Bounty announced support for cash bounties targeting trans equality activists, prompting the sheep to immediately monetize betrayal like it was a high-yield crop.

Under the new Snitch-and-Graze Initiative, sheep are encouraged to report neighbors for suspicious activities including unapproved …