Sheep Scratch Heads After Trump Announces “Golden Fleet,” Basically Battleship Parade With Guns

The pasture collectively blinked this week as Donald Trump unveiled plans for a new class of Navy battleships — the “Trump class” — as the centerpiece of what he’s calling the Golden Fleet, prompting many sheep to ask whether this was a military strategy or a nautical pageant with extra missiles.

According to the announcement, two massive ships — includi…