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Sheep Watch Sleepy Trump, 79, Beg for an Easier Schedule and Think It’s a Sitcom Plot

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Jan 02, 2026
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In what the flock collectively described as the most surreal episode of political late night that never ends, President Donald Trump, 79, has reportedly been begging White House staff for an easier schedule so he can attend fewer but more important meetings—a request sheep believe should come with pajamas and a warm beverage.

According to insiders, aides…

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