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"Freedom Farm" Chapter 8
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"Freedom Farm" Chapter 8

Dawn brought frost to the stones at the creek’s edge, and a layer of white dusted the half-built wall running along the southern pasture. Every animal on North Star Farm felt it in their hooves - a day different from the rest. Instead of spreading for chores or rumbling for feed, they crowded the new fence, called there by a wordless command. Ears tipped forward, bodies packed shoulder-to-shoulder, eyes fixed on the rise where the new regime liked to stage their dramas.

Atop a wooden pallet set as a podium, Boss Rudd waited. His fleece, freshly dyed to its most lurid orange, caught the morning sun and flared like a banner. The red bandana, now tied tight as a tourniquet, marked him as both sheriff and star. On either side, two rams from the Security Committee stood at parade rest, their heads shorn to stubble for the look of discipline. When the crowd had settled - if not by will, then by the sharp jabs of the enforcers - Rudd lifted his chin and began.

“Animals of North Star!” he shouted, voice hitting every pocket of silence and making it his own. “Today, we face a threat more dangerous than any Master, more cunning than any coyote. A threat from within our own ranks.”

The flock shivered as one. Bruce and Frankie pressed close together, their usual chirping cut short. In the back, the goats pretended nonchalance, but even they kept their eyes pinned to Rudd’s platform. The hens and the lone duck sidled together, low in the weeds. The cows, flanked by their calves, kept a dignified distance but listened all the same.

Rudd let the moment hang. He had learned the value of a slow burn, of making them wait. Then: “Traitors! Collaborators with the alpaca menace! I have proof…brought to you by the very best intelligence this farm has ever known.”

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